There are so many dead scientists. Couldn't some of them come up with a more effective method of communication?
hahaha tru enough!
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If spirits exist, and really communicate with some people, then why...
by AlmostAtheist inif spirits really exist, and really communicate with some people, then why don't the people ever ask anything that anyone cares about?!?!.
"when did you die?".
"did you own any pets?".
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Anybody post on JWD who lives in Russia?
by AndersonsInfo inplease private message me if you are an xjw who lives in russia and is fluent in english.
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barbara
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hehehehaha how can there be ex-jw's in russia when there are no jw's in russia and there is no such thing as russia anymore?!?!? wait, maybe im thinking of china... or georgia... or berundi...
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How many questions on Baptism test?
by hubert ini read in a post the other day that a new convert needs to take a test to be able to be baptised a j.w., and that the test consists of 124 questions.. i'm not sure which post had this info, and it would take me a week to find it.. if this is true, though, does anyone here have the test questions that they could scan or link to this post?.
now, i know this could end up as a funny post, so if you want to ad-lib, that's fine with me, i can enjoy a good laugh.. however, i hope someone really does post the real test, so i can "study up" for my baptism.
(kidding, of course).
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How many questions do you think the people baptized on Pentecost 33 CE had to go through?
jehovah reveals his purpose in progression... there has been much new light since then... there have been many adjustments in jehovah's witnesses' beliefs, and to say that the people at pentecost should have the same amount of questions as those who are coming into the truth today, is absurd. the world is a much different place, and we are living in the last days, so we need to look at things differently than they would have.
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when you hear christian do you think of jehovahs witnesses?
by tsunami_rid3r inlike when you hear someone say they are christian and talk about jesus lot do you relate them to being like jehovahs witnesses on instinct?
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not even a little bit...
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can't sleep... clown will eat me...
by in a new york bethel minute inanyone have any good natural cures or "remedies" for insomnia?
bethel.
reading watchtowers doesn't count
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well I have to say it, a double orgasm usually helps?
boys don't get "double orgasms"... our best was our last. but yes, intercourse is a great sleep aid... sometimes even masturbating helps... but when you aren't getting laid and it's too late to make a booty call... and you've already whacked off, you need some real medicine.
Listen to a CD or tape of thunderstorms.You can also listen to new age music
can't do that... reminds me of armageddon. and that reminds me of all the work involved in burying all you dead apostates. hehehehehaha
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what was todays talk about?
by tsunami_rid3r ini missed the meeting and my parents are coming over for lunch.
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ohhhhhhhhh maybe you meant today's watchtower... read blondie's post on that... as for what the talk was about, that's always an easy maker-upper... it was about the following:
Jehovah
Urgent times
Remaining faithful
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I'm assuming that the jdubs are the only org that "holds out hope" for an "earthly paradise"?
i was watching a televangelist a while back and i heard him say that the earth was gonna be a paradise... and he quoted the same scriptures as the dubs do... but he wasn't a dub (cross in the background/ gave honour to jesus)
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can't sleep... clown will eat me...
by in a new york bethel minute inanyone have any good natural cures or "remedies" for insomnia?
bethel.
reading watchtowers doesn't count
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anyone have any good natural cures or "remedies" for insomnia?
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p.s. reading watchtowers doesn't count
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Why is Jehovah organization or Jehova's Witness so critizise?
by toer5777 inwhy not the catholic church or others religions?
i dont understand that how a religion that douesn't go to war, don't buy guns, they preach for free they dont get paid,there not rasist, they love there neighbors they treat others well, they dont bother you if you dont want them to pass by your house they wont.
why so much hate, if they go strictly by what the bible says.
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I'm sorry you guy have great animosity toward JW and I guess that what Jesus said is true that this hate towards Jehovah's organization would occur
can you quote jesus saying something about jehovah's organization? i'd love to hear it straight from his mouth
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Why is Jehovah organization or Jehova's Witness so critizise?
by toer5777 inwhy not the catholic church or others religions?
i dont understand that how a religion that douesn't go to war, don't buy guns, they preach for free they dont get paid,there not rasist, they love there neighbors they treat others well, they dont bother you if you dont want them to pass by your house they wont.
why so much hate, if they go strictly by what the bible says.
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have you ever heard a Jehovah's Witness use the expression " WORLDLY"? well that's call judging... HARSHLY. you see, jehovah's witnesses believe that everyone that is alive when armageddon comes WILL DIE, IF THEY ARE WORLDLY. they are condemning 6 billion people to death every time they use that expression. that's called harsh judgement, and jesus strictly forbade it.
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